ROBBED!

Goddammed STEALERS. How the hell do you win a Superbowl when your team doesn't convert a first down for the first 19 minutes?

Oh yea, you pay off the refs. Have them take away every big play the opponents make. Have them GIVE a touchdown to a quarterback who couldn't score one otherwise.

C'mon, Porter, let's hear you speak out against the officiating on this one!

Yes, everything went quite according to script. Oh, it wasn't scripted? Then why was it that all the commercials showing players with the trophy were 90% Steelers players? The Bus coming home to retire... no way he wasn't getting his Ring. Storybook ending, brought to you by the fine folks at ABC and the NFL.

I'm watching SportsCenter and they're asking some of the crooks how it felt to realize they'd won a SuperBowl. "It hasn't really sunk in yet..." Yea, no kidding, the way your team played! It's pretty bad when Skip Bayless, who's been ragging on Seattle all week, is on the 'Hawk's side.

MVP for the Black and Gold? The ones in the Black and White.